Body Building Shampoo

Had my haircut on Saturday at Salon 496 in Dalston. The John Masters shampoo used prior to the cut contains 'body building properties'. It may have just been my imagination but by the time I left the salon, I was definitely looking more vascular and my lower calf definition had gone through the roof.

Considered buying a gilet (but didn't)

According to Wikipedia, a gilet is 'a sleveless jacket resembling a waistcoat or blouse.' 2011 Government statistics suggest that 97% of all UK gilets are worn in the Notting Hill area of West London, while a recent front-page leader in The Guardian reported that 1% of the world's population control approximately 80% of the gilets. This is unfair.