Considered buying a gilet (but didn't)

According to Wikipedia, a gilet is 'a sleveless jacket resembling a waistcoat or blouse.' 2011 Government statistics suggest that 97% of all UK gilets are worn in the Notting Hill area of West London, while a recent front-page leader in The Guardian reported that 1% of the world's population control approximately 80% of the gilets. This is unfair.